Sunday, September 30, 2012
Friday, September 28, 2012
Black humour from the Third Reich
Julian Assange - enemy of the state
“At the Belgium border crossing, huge numbers of rabbits appear one day and declare that they are political refugees. ‘The Gestapo wants to arrest all giraffes as enemies of the state.’ – ‘But you’re not giraffes.’ – ‘We know that, but try explaining that to the Gestapo!’”
Richard J. Evans
The Third Reich in Power
quoted by
Erik Larson
In the Garden of Beasts
Random House
pg. 386
The Third Reich in Power
quoted by
Erik Larson
In the Garden of Beasts
Random House
pg. 386
Saturday, September 8, 2012
John Baird's interplanetary foreign policy
Baird on Mars
If we sent Iran to Mars, all of Earth's problems would be solved. Now that I think of it, the problems would be even more solved it we sent all the UN General Assembly to Mars except for NATO. And Israel of course. And Australia and New Zealand. Are they part of NATO? OK, anything Buddhist, Hindu, Muslim, or Zoroastrian gets to go to Mars.
You know, thinking hurts. That's why the government of Canada rejects thinking. We use only guts and cojones because that's what Canadians want.
Thursday, September 6, 2012
US District Court judge from Texas smokes Obama's corrupt DOJ
You wouldn't think a guy from Texas would be explaining the rule of law to a so-called constitutional lawyer from Harvard, but that just happened.
"There's a saying that everything's bigger in Texas, and this chief judge lives up to that adage," U.S. Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr., who also served as the District's U.S. attorney from 1993 to 1997, said when asked to introduce Lamberth at a May 2009 speech at the D.C. court. "Nothing associated with this judge is a rubber stamp. . . . Chief Lamberth is both a consummate lawyer and a consummate jurist."Stem cell judge used to stirring things up
Washington Post Staff Writers Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Entire decision is here.
ADVISORY HURRICANE BIBI
ZCZC MIATWOAT ALL
TTAA00 KNHC DDHHMM
POLITICAL WEATHER
OUTLOOK
NWS NATIONAL
HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL
200 AM EDT THU SEP 6
2012
FOR THE MIDDLE EAST...MEDITERRANEAN
SEA...GULF OF ARABIA...US EAST COAST SOUTH OF VIRGINIA BEACH
THE NATIONAL
HURRICANE CENTER IS ISSUING ADVISORIES ON HURRICANE BIBI...LOCATED OFFSHORE....CHARLOTTE,
NORTH CAROLINA...
.
A LOW INTELLIGENCE SYSTEM ORIGINATING OVER TEL AVIV IS BECOMING MORE ORGANIZED
AS IT MOVES TOWARDS THE NORTH CAROLINA COAST...CONSIDERABLE FLATULENCE IS
EXPECTED IN ADVANCE OF
LANDFALL BETWEEN VIRGINIA BEACH AND CHARLESTON...DISORGANIZED LIGHTNING AND
THUNDERSTORM ACTIVITY IS EXPECTED IN CENTRAL CHARLOTTE THURSDAY EVENING...ACTIVITY
MAINLY TO THE SOUTH AND SOUTHEAST OF THE CENTER OF SHAMELESS CAPITULATION...
UPPER-LEVEL PANIC IS EXPECTED TO BE MARGINALLY CONDUCIVE FOR DEVELOPMENT OF
THIS DISTURBANCE AS IT MOVES SLOWLY NORTH-NORTHWESTWARD DURING THE NEXT COUPLE
OF DAYS.
THIS SYSTEM HAS A
MEDIUM CHANCE...50 PERCENT...OF BECOMING A TEMPEST IN A TEAPOT DURING THE NEXT
48 HOURS. AN AIPAC RESERVE PUBLIC RELATIONS AIRCRAFT IS SCHEDULED TO
INVESTIGATE THE SYSTEM THIS AFTERNOON...IF NECESSARY.
ELSEWHERE...TROPICAL
CYCLONE FORMATION IS NOT EXPECTED DURING THE NEXT 48 HOURS.
$$
FORECASTER BRENNAN
NNNN
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
DNC 2012 - We have to destroy the American Constitution in order to save it.
Obama can't have it both ways.
"We had to destroy Ben Tre in order to save it."
Saturday, September 1, 2012
The chair talks back
The following is a
transcript of actor Clint Eastwood's speech at the Republican National
Convention on Aug. 30, 2012.
EASTWOOD:
Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Save a little for Mitt.
(APPLAUSE)
(APPLAUSE)
I know what you are
thinking. You are thinking, what's a movie tradesman doing out here?
You know they are all left wingers out there, left of Lenin. At
least that is what people think. That is not really the case. There
are a lot of conservative people, a lot of moderate people, Republicans, Democrats,
in Hollywood. It is just that the conservative people by the nature of
the word itself play closer to the vest. They do not go around hot dogging it.
(APPLAUSE)
(APPLAUSE)
So -- but they
are there, believe me, they are there. I just think, in fact, some of
them are around town, I saw John Voigt, a lot of people around.
(APPLAUSE)
(APPLAUSE)
John's here, an
academy award winner. A terrific guy. These people are all like-minded,
like all of us. So I -- so I've got Mr. Obama sitting here.
CHAIR:
EASTWOOD: And he's – I was going to ask him a couple of
questions. But -- you know about -- I remember about three and a half years
ago, when Mr. Obama won the election. And though I was not a big supporter, I
was watching that night when he was having that thing and they were talking
about hope and change and they were talking about, yes we can, and it was dark
outdoors, and it was nice, and people were lighting candles.
CHAIR:
EASTWOOD: They
were saying, I just thought, this was great.
Everybody is crying, Oprah was crying.
I was even crying. And then finally -- and I haven't cried that
hard since I found out that there is 23 million unemployed people in this
country.
(APPLAUSE)
(APPLAUSE)
CHAIR: I was made in
China.
EASTWOOD: Now
that is something to cry for because that is a disgrace, a national disgrace,
and we haven't done enough, obviously -- this administration hasn't done enough to cure that. Whenever interest they
have is not strong enough, and I think possibly now it may be time for somebody
else to come along and solve the problem.
CHAIR: Hank Paulson?
(APPLAUSE)
(APPLAUSE)
EASTWOOD: So, Mr. President, how do you handle promises
that you have made when you were running for election, and how do you handle
them? I mean, what do you say to people? Do you just --
you know – I know -- people were wondering -- you don't -- handle that OK.
CHAIR:
EASTWOOD: Well, I know even people in your own party
were very disappointed when you didn't close Gitmo. And I thought, well
closing Gitmo – why close that, we spent so much money on it. But, I
thought maybe as an excuse ...
CHAIR: Shut up, Clint.
EASTWOOD: -- what do
you mean shut up?
(LAUGHTER)
(LAUGHTER)
CHAIR:
EASTWOOD: OK, I thought maybe it was just because somebody had the stupid idea of trying terrorists in downtown New York City.
(APPLAUSE)
CHAIR: Take them in tumbrels to Ground Zero. Throw them to the mob.
EASTWOOD: I've got to hand it to you. I have to give credit where credit is due. You did finally overrule that finally. And that's -- now we are moving onward. I know you were against the war in Iraq, and that's okay. But you thought the war in Afghanistan was OK. You know, I mean -- you thought that was something worth doing. We didn't check with the Russians to see how they did it -- they did there for 10 years.
(APPLAUSE)
CHAIR:
EASTWOOD: But we did it, and it is something to be thought
about, and I think that, when we get to maybe -- I think you've mentioned something
about having a target date for bringing everybody home. You gave that
target date, and I think Mr. Romney asked the only sensible question, you know,
he says, "Why are you giving the date out now? Why don't you just bring them
home tomorrow morning?''
(APPLAUSE)
(APPLAUSE)
CHAIR: November.
EASTWOOD: And I thought -- I thought, yeah -
(LAUGHTER)
CHAIR: Zip it.
EASTWOOD: -- I
am not going to shut up, it is my turn.
CHAIR:
EASTWOOD: So anyway, we're going to have -- we're going to have to have a little chat about that. And then, I just wondered, all these promises -- I wondered about when the -- what do you want me to tell Romney?
EASTWOOD: So anyway, we're going to have -- we're going to have to have a little chat about that. And then, I just wondered, all these promises -- I wondered about when the -- what do you want me to tell Romney?
CHAIR: Release his tax returns for the last ten
years.
EASTWOOD: I can't
tell him to do that. I can't tell him to do that to himself.
(APPLAUSE)
(APPLAUSE)
You're crazy,
you're absolutely crazy. You're getting as bad as Biden.
(APPLAUSE)
(APPLAUSE)
Of course we all know Biden is the intellect of the Democratic party.
(LAUGHTER)
CHAIR: Better than Sarah.
EASTWOOD: Kind of a grin
with a body behind it.
(LAUGHTER)
CHAIR: Better than a pregnant teenager with a grin behind it.
EASTWOOD: But I just think that
there is so much to be done, and I think that Mr. Romney and Mr. Ryan are two
guys that can come along.
CHAIR:
EASTWOOD: See, I never thought it was a good idea for attorneys to the president, anyway.
(APPLAUSE)
CHAIR: Romney's a lawyer.
EASTWOOD: I think attorneys are so busy -- you know
they're always taught to argue everything, always weigh everything, weigh both
sides.
CHAIR:
EASTWOOD: They are always devil's advocating this and bifurcating this and bifurcating that.
CHAIR: Not on this chair.
EASTWOOD: You
know all that stuff. But, I think it is
maybe time -- what do you think -- for maybe a businessman. How about
that?
(APPLAUSE)
(APPLAUSE)
CHAIR: Reagan?
EASTWOOD: A stellar businessman. Quote, unquote, "a stellar businessman.''
CHAIR: Eisenhower?
EASTWOOD: And I think it's that time. And I think if you just step aside and Mr. Romney can kind of take over.
CHAIR: Nixon?
EASTWOOD: You can maybe still use a plane.
(APPLAUSE)
(APPLAUSE)
CHAIR: Dubya?
EASTWOOD: Though maybe a smaller one. Not that big gas guzzler you are going around to colleges and talking about student loans and stuff like that.
(APPLAUSE)
CHAIR: Or Baghdad for "a warm meal" at Thanksgiving.
EASTWOOD: You are an -- an ecological man. Why would you want to drive that around?
CHAIR: It’s more fun than shoving needles in my eyes.
EASTWOOD: OK, well anyway. All right, I'm sorry. I can't do that to myself either.
(APPLAUSE)
I would just like to say something, ladies and gentlemen. Something that I think is very important. It is that, you, we -- we own this country.
(APPLAUSE)
We -- we own it.
It is not you owning it,
CHAIR: Socialist.
EASTWOOD: ...and not politicians owning it. Politicians are employees of ours.
(APPLAUSE)
And -- so --
they are just going to come around and beg for votes every few years. It
is the same old deal. But I just think it is important that you realize that you're the best in the world. Whether you
are a Democrat or Republican or whether you're libertarian or whatever, you are
the best. And we should not ever forget that. And when somebody does not
do the job, we got to let them go.
(APPLAUSE)
(APPLAUSE)
CHAIR:
EASTWOOD: Okay, just remember that. And I'm speaking out
for everybody out there.
CHAIR: Bradley Manning?
EASTWOOD: It doesn't hurt, we don't have to be...
AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Assholes!
(LAUGHTER)
(LAUGHTER)
EASTWOOD: I do
not say that word anymore. Well, maybe one last time.
(LAUGHTER)
(LAUGHTER)
We don't have to be -- what I'm saying, we do not have to be mental masochists and vote for somebody that we don't really even want in office just because they seem to be nice guys or maybe not so nice guys, if you look at some of the recent ads going out there, I don't know.
(APPLAUSE)
CHAIR:
EASTWOOD: But OK. You want to make my day?
(APPLAUSE)
(APPLAUSE)
All right. I
started, you finish it. Go ahead.
AUDIENCE: Make
my day!
CHAIR: You did. Most fun I’ve had since the Katrina news
conferences.
EASTWOOD: Thank you. Thank you very much.
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