
1. Acquire 50 kg. of napalm.
2. Rent U-Haul van.
3. Drive carefully to Hamilton and park outside nuclear reactor ("15" on Campus Map).
4. Detonate and set fire to ivy.
5. Retire to Paddy Greene's.
6. Discover it's a mall.
7. Despair.
The story of an attempt to extract public information from the Department of National Defence. Original application: 14 December 2006. This blog is just biding its time, waiting for the last Canadian soldier to leave Afghanistan.