The story of an attempt to extract public information from the Department of National Defence. Original application: 14 December 2006. This blog is just biding its time, waiting for the last Canadian soldier to leave Afghanistan.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
The F-35 Asphalt Burner II
This advanced strike fighter is made entirely of natural materials lovingly crafted from the Alberta tar/oil sands. In this new "disposable fighter" concept, the heat generated on takeoff melts both the runway/carrier deck and wing.
Syrians watch a bulldozer clear debris outside al-Shifa hospital in Aleppo, hit by a bomb dropped from a jet. Photograph: Francisco Leong/AFP/Getty Images