My American Cousin

RepublicanDalek Republican Dalek 

THE DALEK MODEL OF TIME: TIME IS AN INFINITE SERIES OF INTERCONNECTED LUMINOUS STRINGS OF INDESCRIBABLE BEAUTY. THEN WE SNUFF THEM OUT.

InfoAlerteBot InfoAlerteBot 

NOW THEY CAN PUBLISH EDITORIALS RANTING ABOUT CBC'S "EXCLUSIVE, INCESTUOUS, ACCESS"! EVEN BETTER! RT@glen_mcgregor: No PMSH for Sun. Weird.

RepublicanDalek Republican Dalek 

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@x7o @timeoutcorner OH SURE, DON'T BELIEVE THE CITIZEN OF A TYPE IV CIVILIZATION ABOUT TIME UNLESS HE USES NONSENSE WORDS LIKE 'TIMEY-WIMEY'

InfoAlerteBot InfoAlerteBot 

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@kady BESIDES, IF THEY DON'T LIKE THE DEAL, WHAT'S THE WORST THEY CAN DO, SEPARATE?

RepublicanDalek Republican Dalek 

#ThingsThatILike ENORMOUS SUBSIDIES TO GET FARMERS TO CONVERT SOME OF THE WORLD'S MOST VALUABLE FARMLAND INTO MAKING THIRD-RATE SUGAR

InfoAlerteBot InfoAlerteBot 

IS THERE ANY WAY WE CAN MOVE FOR TIME ALLOCATION ON FEDERAL-PROVINCIAL HEALTH CARE NEGOTIATIONS? #cdnpoli

RepublicanDalek Republican Dalek 

*SHOOTS TYPING AUTON IN THE FOOT* FOR EACH TYPO YOU LOSE ANOTHER LIMB, STUMPY! #DALEKTHREAT

InfoAlerteBot InfoAlerteBot 

HOW IS THIS CONTROVERSIAL? WE DON'T WANT OUR ELITE SPIES BEING INFECTED WITH CHINESE NANOBOTS FROM TAP WATER! bit.ly/vqNtY7 #cdnpoli

etc. To be continued....