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Ten things you need to know about Dieppe

1. The Germans had guns.
2. It's good to have a plan.
3. If you have a plan involving 5,000 soldiers, and tell them about it, then cancel because of the weather, then do it all again six weeks later, somebody might hear about it.
4. Margaret Atwood doesn't know so much about World War II.
5. You can't believe everything Churchill tells you.
6. Churchill and Stalin and Roosevelt were about as reliable as The Three Amigos.
7. Montgomery and Mountbatten were, like, such bitches.
8. You can't invade Iraq and make popcorn at the same time.
9. The Gestapo didn't recycle.
10. The United States makes the best bumper stickers in the history of the world, in a walk.