First we killed Saddam Hussain so everything would be fine...

Then we killed bin Laden so everything would be even more fine.

Then we killed Ghadaffi so everything would be superfine.

So now we're trying to kill Assad so everything will be ultrasuperfine.

Also, we'd like to kill whoever is in charge of ISIS - whatever ISIS is - so everything will be hyperulatrasuperfine.

If we could only find the right guy...