Monday, November 21, 2011

Che fine ha fatto Il Donnola?

(excerpt from Cabinet minutes)

TONY
  • The Government of Canada is committed to reducing crime.
  • We intend to enact and enforce mandatory sentencing for drug crime.
  • We believe all Canadians will support our initative, based on our mandate.
THE LOON
  • The Government of Canada is committed to reducing crime.
  • Are we also against embezzlement, perjury, and obstruction of justice?
TONY
  • The Government of Canada is committed to reducing crime.
  • I stand by the statements I made in the House and in Committee.
JOHNNIE
  • The Government of Canada is committed to reducing crime.
  • I just had my ass kicked around the Middle East.
  • The Government of Canada is reducing crime by standing up to UAE criminals.
THE LOON
  • What the fuck am I supposed to tell the House about the G8 audit?
TONY
  • The Government of Canada is committed to reducing crime.