The Gazebos, Season 3, Episode 14
(further excerpt from Cabinet minutes)
WEASEL
- The Government of Canada has returned in triumph from its Pacific Tour.
THE LOON
- The Government of Canada has returned in triumph from its Pacific Tour.
TONY
- The Government of Canada has returned in triumph from its Pacific Tour.
WEASEL
- Unfortunately, Obama rammed Keystone XL up my ass.
THE LOON
- The Government of Canada has returned in triumph from its Pacific Tour.
WEASEL
- Stop repeating my sentences!
TONY
- The Government of Canada has returned in triumph from its Pacific Tour.
WEASEL
- What did I just say?
TONY
- "Stop repeating my sentences!"
WEASEL
- Before that...
TONY
- Somebody rammed a pipeline up your ass.
THE LOON
- The Government of Canada has returned in triumph from its Pacific Tour.
WEASEL
- Obama fucked me over, even though he's committed to the destruction of international humanitarian law like we are.
- He just wants to get re-elected.
JOHNNIE
- The Government of Canada has returned in triumph from its Pacific Tour.
WEASEL
- Enough already! You didn't do so good in the Middle East!
- The Government of Canada is committed to reducing crime.
JOHNNIE
- The Government of Canada is reduced to committing crime.
WEASEL
- There are days I wonder whether it's all worth it....
...to be continued