Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Ritorno della donnola

The Gazebos, Season 3, Episode 14

(further excerpt from Cabinet minutes)

WEASEL
  • The Government of Canada has returned in triumph from its Pacific Tour.
THE LOON
  • The Government of Canada has returned in triumph from its Pacific Tour.
TONY
  • The Government of Canada has returned in triumph from its Pacific Tour.
WEASEL
  • Unfortunately, Obama rammed Keystone XL up my ass.
THE LOON
  • The Government of Canada has returned in triumph from its Pacific Tour.
WEASEL
  • Stop repeating my sentences!
TONY
  • The Government of Canada has returned in triumph from its Pacific Tour.
WEASEL
  • What did I just say?
TONY
  • "Stop repeating my sentences!"
WEASEL
  • Before that...
TONY
  • Somebody rammed a pipeline up your ass.
THE LOON
  • The Government of Canada has returned in triumph from its Pacific Tour.
WEASEL
  • Obama fucked me over, even though he's committed to the destruction of international humanitarian law like we are.
  • He just wants to get re-elected.
JOHNNIE
  • The Government of Canada has returned in triumph from its Pacific Tour.
WEASEL
  • Enough already! You didn't do so good in the Middle East!
THE LOON
  • The Government of Canada is committed to reducing crime.
JOHNNIE
  • The Government of Canada is reduced to committing crime.
WEASEL
  • There are days I wonder whether it's all worth it....
...to be continued