Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Neo-Fascists in Ottawa

Section 38 of the Canada Evidence Act and the rise of fascism in Canada.


So Canada's Prime Minister is off to New York City this weekend to salivate over the 9/11 wreckage. Very tasteful. He has recently advertised "Islamicism" as being the major threat to Canada's national security.

Thursday, May 21, 2015

NATO Principles of International Relations

1.  To resolve any intractable international or civil conflict, the use of military force is the first option.

2.  The first option never works.

3.  A long term solution can only be achieved through negotiation.

4.  Nobody knows how to do this.

5.  GOTO 1

Thursday, May 14, 2015

First we killed Saddam Hussain so everything would be fine...


Then we killed bin Laden so everything would be even more fine.

Then we killed Ghadaffi so everything would be superfine.

So now we're trying to kill Assad so everything will be ultrasuperfine.

Also, we'd like to kill whoever is in charge of ISIS - whatever ISIS is - so everything will be hyperulatrasuperfine.

If we could only find the right guy...