Monday, December 12, 2011

Drones Fell on Manitoba...

... last night.

So much for plans to smuggle humans across the border disguised as the brass section of the International Peace Gardens Symphony Orchestra. It's time we launched anti-Predator Twin Otters armed with the LePage Glue Gun (both Canadian technologies):

Yossarian sidled up drunkenly to Colonel Korn at the officers' club one night to kid with him about the new Lepage gun that the Germans had moved in.

"What Lepage gun?" Colonel Korn inquired with curiosity.

"The new three hundred and forty four millimeter Lepage glue gun," Yossarian answered. "It glues a whole formation of planes together in mid-air."

Colonel Korn jerked his elbow free from Yossarian's clutching fingers in startled affront. "Let go of me, you idiot!" he cried out furiously, glaring with vindictive approval as Nately leaped upon Yossarian's back and pulled him away. "Who is that lunatic, anyway?"

Give us your Predators, your Reapers, your RQ-170's. We'll give you back more Justin Biebers, David Frums, and Mark Steyns. We have lots of them.