Baird on Mars
If we sent Iran to Mars, all of Earth's problems would be solved. Now that I think of it, the problems would be even more solved it we sent all the UN General Assembly to Mars except for NATO. And Israel of course. And Australia and New Zealand. Are they part of NATO? OK, anything Buddhist, Hindu, Muslim, or Zoroastrian gets to go to Mars.
You know, thinking hurts. That's why the government of Canada rejects thinking. We use only guts and cojones because that's what Canadians want.