Man accidentally comes up with perfect metaphor for 14 years of the "War On Terror." https://t.co/UHAES3twc1
— Mark MacKinnon (@markmackinnon) October 14, 2015
Man tries to put out garbage fire by driving over it in a van loaded with ammunition: http://t.co/EZ73JB1r18 pic.twitter.com/SFdB9csm72
— The Kansas City Star (@KCStar) October 14, 2015
