Memo
To: All Staff
From: ISAF Public Relations
Re: Now that’s what I call public relations.
John Furlong on Poor Ice Conditions at Richmond Olympic Oval
The problem at the Olympic Oval is not the ice but the machines that clean the ice: "The machines were a problem."
You see, people? There is no problem in Helmand: the inhabitants are the problem. Helmand itself is a richly fertile agricultural land, but has been abused by persons who hate our freedoms and democratic values. By itself, Helmand is beautiful and innocent.
Why can’t we get this message out?