Thursday, March 31, 2011

I'm not Michael Ignatieff, and you're also not Michael Ignatieff.

The Conservative Party of Canada Platform 2011

OK, we don't have a platform. Like last time, we'll probably let you know what the platform is a few days before the actual election. But that's not important right now.

What is important is to know that there are literally millions of Canadians who are not Michael Ignatieff. This is crucial. If there were over 30 million Michael Ignatieffs in this country, a majority of them might vote for the real Ignatieff, with disastrous results that are only too apparent.

For one thing, he'd probably leave the country and go back to Harvard, trying to be the Prime Minister of Canada in a way that all his intellectual friends would "ooh" and "aah" over. The alternative is me, Stephen Harper, a known quanitity that would be kicked out of Harvard as soon as possible, or even earlier. What higher praise is there than that?

A great deal is being made in the liberal, communist, CBC press that I'm not answering any questions. What questions? What I'm offering is a stable, sensible, common-sense, fascist government that makes the trains run on time and is an enthusiastic partner in NATO, but not the United Nations. What more do you want?