To: The Giraffe
From: The International Security State
Re: Courtesy Call
This is advance notice that there will be a temporary period of violence in the imminent future. This is not "imminent" as defined by Eric Holder and the White House. It's hard keeping Obama up to speed.
This surgical strike cannot in any way be stopped or deferred, even by surgeons who might be working underneath the surgical strike. Our Business Plan calls for serious bombing at least every two years. Fortunately for Iran, it's not them.
Moving people and precious possessions into the basement won't work because we're using Bunker Busters at a minimum. No nukes. Yet.
Thanks for your attention.
