Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Hockey Night in Palestine

If Stephen Harper’s against you,
you know you’re doing something right.

The Right Honourable Stephen Harper, Prime Minister of Canada and Usurper of All the Cabinet, has recently declared in a papal-like bull that the pursuit of Palestinian statehood by Palestinians at the United Nations would be “counter-productive.”

So, it doesn’t get better than that. By itself it doesn’t mean anything, but Palestinians should know that Harper has an almost perfect track record on being wrong. He’s like Paul the Octopus predicting World Cup results, except Paul was right.